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February 12, 2010

Letter: Here’s how to end poverty in our time

I’ve finally realized why people are poor, it’s because the wealthy don’t have enough money. Here’s an illustration. What would Bill Gates do if he had $61 billion instead of $60 billion? Clearly he would hire 20 or so people to wash his car, cut his grass and trim hedges (that doesn’t add up to $1 billion but you have to subtract out for overhead and a small profit margin). These new employees would go to the convenience store, buy milk, bread and lottery tickets creating new jobs, money in the economy and money for the government from the lottery ticket.

Now the obvious thing to do is cut the highest marginal tax rate to zero, but our government won’t listen, so we must act like true American patriots. We can begin the solution in Anderson with our own “American Coffee Cup Movement” (this name will prevent any scurrilous charges of naming our movement after a bunch of tea smugglers).

Here’s how it works, on every street corner we have someone holding a coffee cup with the message “Please Help Bill Gates.” Our goal will be to raise $1 billion to give to Bill to get the economy rolling. Hopefully, if we are successful, someone will adopt Warren Buffett.

So if you want to see a great America again, give of your time, give of your money (you don’t need that third meal every day) and remember, someday it might be your face on that coffee cup.

Andy Absher

Anderson

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