The Herald Bulletin

February 17, 2010

Letter: Let’s prove that Earth tipping on its axis


Thirty-plus years ago, the Earth was going to perish due to an oncoming ice age, according to junk science and many agenda-driven progressives.

Now, we are going to perish due to global warming — and it’s our fault. This time, thanks to Al (the debate is over) Gore, people are buying into the deceit, dishonesty and junk science to the extreme. There are movies, books, speeches by a cabal of progressives who simply will not allow the facts to cloud their judgment. They continue to brainwash our schoolchildren and march in lock-step with those who want to re-distribute our nation’s wealth. Along with Al Gore, who has made a hundred million dollars saving the world, they should be tried for fraud and for lying to Congress.

I am starting a new movement. It will be called the “Earth’s Axis Disaster.” With a government grant, I will find a group of scientists to help me prove the earth is tipping more and more on its axis. If we don’t act now, we will be upside down in less than 10 years. We must re-distribute the earth’s population so we can better balance the planet. It will take new laws, a lot of money and much sacrifice on our part, but I’m sure we can depend on those who can’t stand the idea that we’re not killing ourselves to come on board.

Do you suppose I will someday win a Nobel Peace Prize? Do you reckon I can become President Obama’s new Earth’s Axis Czar?

Frank Bush

Anderson